Scrag Fight On Swanston Street

On the corner
Something is about to go much “wronger”
Than it was an hour or so ago

Suzie
Has Rachel by the hair; calls her a floozie
And kicks her in the derriere
Tempers are running high and cork heels are going flyin’
This is best fight we’ve seen so far in 1973

It started
In Flinders Lane, then the exchange
Departed
And rolled towards the railway station
Cardigans are ripped and bloodied; Rachel’s reputation’s muddied
Suzie slapped her young face hard and says:
“Stop flirtin’ with my sharpie!

You slut! You bitch! Bushpig! Take this!”
And the crowd shouts:
“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!”

Hey you girls, better run and see
There’s gonna be a scrag fight on Swanston Street!

A rat’s tail
Is a very fine device for gripping
The scalp of someone you despise
So Rachel gets Suze in a choke hold
Says “Now who’s a slut, you fat mole!”
While the guy they are fighting over
Fucks off with some Broadmeadows scrubber

The slut! The bitch! Bushpig! Take this!”
And we all shout:
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Hey you girls, better run and see
There’s gonna be a scrag fight on Swanston Street!